Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Where's my government bailout?

I'm listening to Marketplace on NPR and drinking the last of my Lapsang Sou Chong tea and wondering when the government is going to give me a cut of the stimulus package so I can prop up the tea economy by purchasing lifetime supplies of all my favorites. Anyone think I have a shot or will Larry Flint get my chunk of change?

4 comments:

Unknown said...

$5,000,000,000 is a lot of tea. The real question is: Which harbor will you then dump it in to?

Unknown said...

Or rather...Into which harbor would you then dump it?

Spider said...

I'm thinking one of the reservoirs out west. People should be drinking more tea, so having it come through the pipes might help. :)

JM said...

Yum, I wouldn't mind having tea come through the pipes. I can easily drink the entire pitcher of iced tea that we make at work.